I’m always soft for you, that’s the problem. You could come knocking on my door five years from now and I would open my arms wider and say ‘come here, it’s been too long, it felt like home with you.’
Lapierre playing goalie and coming up with a game saving stop for the blues in OT!
Normally it doesn’t fly to cheer for divisional rivals in professional sports but fuggit, I don’t know enough of hockey to even care. Go Wild.
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*